wait!.. seriously no offence ladies. its just a funny mail.
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1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED?
Answer : Because after death their DADDY becomes MUMMY.

5. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

6. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

7. Question : Can you SPELL a WORD that has more than 100 LETTERS in it?
Answer : P-O-S-T-B-O- X

8. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

10. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

11. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

12. Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the LIFE.
We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and TRAGEDY of LIFE.